I’m too tired to rant so check out this ridiculousness

Janice Dickenson Modeling Agency here we come.

Posted by Stefanie Wilder Taylor on May 22, 2008 3:19 amUncategorized26 comments  


  1. Backpacking Dad said,

    I don’t know Stephanie….they both look a bit chunky….

    they both look a bit chunky.


    | May 22, 2008 @ 3:46 am

  2. Backpacking Dad said,

    crap. “Stefanie.”

    I was looking right at it, too.

    | May 22, 2008 @ 3:47 am

  3. Stefanie said,

    that’s funny, I was going to correct you but then I thought, who cares. And then you did it yurself. That’s why you’re on my sidebar!! I fucking linked you up Mo Fo!

    | May 22, 2008 @ 3:50 am

  4. Backpacking Dad said,

    Hey! There I am!

    Let me geek out a little bit here: W00T!!!1!ONE

    You, I love.


    Potty mouth. I’m switching to “smurf” for all of my cursing needs.

    | May 22, 2008 @ 4:24 am

  5. Heather said,

    Yeah, Sadie is looking fat. I don’t think we can be friends anymore.

    Also, I say identical. I’m a twin, we know these things.

    | May 22, 2008 @ 6:11 am

  6. giggleblue said,

    the hair – i love the hair!

    | May 22, 2008 @ 1:21 pm

  7. iheartchocolate said,

    I KNOW, right? That HAIR!

    Beauties. That’s what they are.
    (could your word verification thingy BE any longer?)

    | May 22, 2008 @ 1:42 pm

  8. Rachel said,

    Awww, aren’t they cute. I agree with backpacking dad, they both look a bit chunky!

    I can’t tell them apart, but I love the hair on the one on the right, too cute!

    | May 22, 2008 @ 1:42 pm

  9. Quietgirl said,

    What do you got them on? It looks better than what I’m drinking!

    Your chardonnay book was rad- even to a mommy-poser like me πŸ™‚

    | May 22, 2008 @ 1:56 pm

  10. Kat said,

    Holy shit! Have you been giving the girls some milkshakes or something…they are chunky and beautiful! AND this is the only time in their life that this is a good thing! I would love it if my fatass thighs were still considered cute and people wanted to see them!
    Congrats on your two chunks of LOVE!!!

    | May 22, 2008 @ 1:58 pm

  11. Cheryl Lage said,

    Those are four pinchable (extra fleshy) facial cheeks! πŸ™‚

    I’m betting other sets of cheeks are fleshing out as chunkily (is chunkily a word?) as well.

    You rest now, and rant later.
    They’re simply gorgeous, Stef.

    | May 22, 2008 @ 2:06 pm

  12. JenΓ©e said,

    Dude, be careful with the hair. My mom did the mohawk shit with my hair and look how I turned out.

    And I better not have to suffer through anymore “my baby needs to gain weight” posts. If I didn’t know better, I’d think those were a couple of Iowa talk show hosts.

    | May 22, 2008 @ 2:25 pm

  13. Stacy said,

    Oh my goodness.

    The smiles. The eyes. That HAIR!

    Too freakin’ adorable. (And I love that you don’t have them dressed the same, by the way.)

    ~from a mommy and wannabe writer who adores your work more than is probably healthy

    | May 22, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

  14. Catwoman said,

    Holy freaking crap. That is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. Seriously, you almost made me wish I was pregnant with twins.

    I said almost. All those other posts you wrote are still there permanently inked in my brain to remind me that it’s not all cuteness and smiles.

    But pics like this must make you think that all the pain and insanity is at least worth it, just a little bit.

    | May 22, 2008 @ 4:20 pm

  15. andi said,

    All of a sudden they look huge.

    Sadie certainly seems to have chunked up.

    | May 22, 2008 @ 4:41 pm

  16. Aunt Becky said,

    I want to gnaw on their faces. Without teeth of course. Because THAT would be fucking gross.

    (I always try to fit “fuck” in here BECAUSE I CAN!)

    | May 22, 2008 @ 4:42 pm

  17. MB said,

    Whatever they are having there must be some good shit. Bogarts.

    | May 22, 2008 @ 5:21 pm

  18. Piccinigirl said,

    yep, they both look like chuncky monkeys…but VERY VERY CUTE monkeys πŸ™‚

    love the hair and the smiles.

    | May 22, 2008 @ 5:22 pm

  19. MereCat said,

    They are beautiful, sweetie! They look big and healthy, and it seems like they’ve already started making a liar out of you.

    | May 22, 2008 @ 5:27 pm

  20. sarah said,

    Stefanie, they are insanely cute! How do you not just eat. them. up??!!

    | May 22, 2008 @ 10:33 pm

  21. Lil Mouse said,

    wow. LOOK who is catching up. neat.

    | May 23, 2008 @ 4:56 pm

  22. heidi said,


    | May 24, 2008 @ 2:07 am

  23. Heza Hekele said,

    Cute and cute! One looks a tad bit bigger than the other… You feeding one more or something? Heh.

    | May 24, 2008 @ 7:41 am

  24. GIRL'S GONE CHILD said,

    OMG! Sadie is catching up like crazy, dude! FUCK YES!

    | May 26, 2008 @ 5:11 am

  25. Morgan Roof said,

    so freakin’ cute! they are gorgeous, stef.

    | May 27, 2008 @ 3:22 am

  26. surcie said,

    They’re growing up! What’s up with that!?

    | May 27, 2008 @ 12:48 pm

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