Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay

Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay“Just when it seemed [mommy & me] couldn’t get any cheesier, a couple
of bird hand-puppets made an appearance. I think they were supposed to
be birds, because of the “Two Little Blackbirds” song that accompanied
them, but it was difficult to make a visual ID. These puppets looked
like they’d been sewn by someone in the midst of a seizure, on a
train…during an earthquake. Yet the babies responded like a bunch of
sex starved blue-hairs at a Tom Jones concert. I could swear a couple
of the babies were so excited they threw their Pampers into the middle
of the room. It was downright embarrassing.
And then I realized something even more troubling. I was kind of
into it in spite of myself, smiling and laughing along with my baby. I
couldn’t pinpoint the exact moment I’d gone over to the dark side, but
it had happened.”

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