So listen, just because I have thinner thighs now doesn’t mean I’ve totally gotten cocky about what’s happening from the waist down. In fact, au contraire mon frere (that means, on the contrary my brother man) I have been keeping up my gym workouts despite the rampant nudity and sketchy cleaning policy at my gym which rhymes with Ally’s. In a completely unrelated thought, is Bally’s a nationwide chain? I went to the gym this morning in fact. I think that my laser lipo actually inspired me to really pay more attention to my body in a positive way. It’s sort of like having the procedure didn’t change my body drastically at all but it made me feel like it’s not a lost cause either. Unlike my cleaning skills.
I have been getting a lot of requests for some before and after pics. The thing is, I have to take the after pics which I will do probably next week. Let me just warn you that the before pic I have is horrifying. I had no idea that my ass looked that enormous mainly because I spend as little time as possible around three way mirrors and I try to avoid having my picture taken from the back looking over my shoulder. I mean, who does that besides people have a “before” picture taken of their ass and contestants on Bachelor Pad? So, yeah, when I saw the before picture I thought, “Lipo? Good plan!”
I’m not holding out on you with the picture I just don’t want to frighten you with the before without an after to follow it up. Okay, you know what? Screw it, I’m starting to think I should just post the damn butt picture so you’ll all see what I mean. This is highly embarrassing. If I get ONE comment that my ass is my signature, I will personally come to your house with a loaded Uzi and go all Tupac on you. Or I will just be really bummed.
There, now what right? You have a before picture and you will have to wait for the after. I bet you’re sorry you asked. But are you? Just a warning: if you stare at the picture long enough a sailboat pops out. Don’t just take my word for it.
So what else is going on?
It’s almost like I farted and then bolted out of the room.
So before I go, if you want to hear some of my old school snarking, I have a new blog over at Babble Voices. I’m going to focus a lot of attention on that one and it will have lots of pictures so bookmark it if you miss the old Sippy Cups style comedy. If you’d like to subscribe to the feed for the new blog go here
Keep checking back for my after photos.
Just out of curiosity, was this picture taken strictly for a ‘before’ shot or were you trying to get on a reality show? You look amazing even before, but I’m excited to see the after.
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The Last Girl Standing said,
Ya… I totally thought that was the after shot… and I was all “I’m sold”. So if that’s the before shot? I kind of hate you. But only kind of. And just a strong dislike in a jealous kind of way.
i totally thought this was the after shot as well! It totally is what those chicks with butt implants are going after- a perky round butt. Mine is just like a flat big butt. Not hot by anyone’s standards. I just want to trade the whole damn thing in and start over. I didn’t even have a cute a$$ in junior high, high school or college when I feel like you are supposed to….
That is a before picture? Seriously? No wonder you look great after the procedure…given that you looked great before. Grrr.
Lisa H. said,
I think you have a great ass. I’d never seen your ass until today, so I didn’t consider it your signature. What’s always struck me about you is your lovely smile and your striking eyes. Oh and the deadpan way you defended your ER visit for a hangover to Elizabeth Vargas: “It was a really bad hangover.” That was one of my favorite TV moments. EVER. Second only to Theresa flipping a table on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
So back to your ass. I’d trade what has become “Mom-Butt” over here for your perky roundness anytime. Life continues to be unfair.
Did you get this picture taken at Sears? That background is LEGIT.
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Seriously? You are WAY too hard on yourself! But now I can’t wait to see the after.
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OH my GOD! I’m working up the courage to post my before pictures and your ass aint’ bad girlfriend!! I blog for a sports company- and they want me to do before pics for my ‘journey to fitness’ and I don’t wanna post my pics!!!
Can’t wait to see your after pics-
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Before? Seriously? I wish!
Your ass looks phenomenal, camt’t wait to see the after photos. =)
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People pay good money to have a booty like that. They even pay good money to have a fake booty like that with those booty implant underwear.
My ass is so flat, I can hardly keep my pants on. You could share you know.
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