Hello. My name is Stefanie and I have a new book out. It’s called It’s Not Me…oh come on, if you’re reading this, you know all about me and my new book because I’m a big old whore and have been talking about it for months. Well, if you live in LA and want a copy – signed! (which makes it more valuable on eBay) then come to Barnes and Noble in Encino on Ventura tomorrow (Wednesday the 15th) at 7:30. Seriously. Come. I know, I know, it’s so last minute and you can’t get a sitter – I’m bringing Elby! She loves book readings and enjoys laughing at inappropriate places so it kind of helps keep me on my toes. If your child comes too then she will have a friend!
Also, I will give you a dollar.