Are you in NYC? Can you come to this? There will be champagne and white wine for those of you who are lushes and can’t not drink for one goddamn Wednesday night. For the rest of you who, like me, choose to take the moral high ground, there will be Perrier.
Please come and say hi to me!
That didn’t seem like a meaty enough blog so I decided to do some soul searching and really give you something meatier than just my appearance schedule.
I’m now going to share with you a whole list of shit I just don’t get:
People who don’t drink because they “just don’t like the taste.”
Face piercings (for the record I had my nose pierced when I was twenty and I still have no idea what I was thinking. It hurt like a mo fo all the time)
The death penalty
Over eager blinker usage
Under use of blinkers
The movie Brazil