I believe there’s no shame in loving Barry Manilow.
I believe that people who don’t drink coffee in the morning are suspect.
I believe flossing every day is overkill.
I believe Botox is an amazing invention – provided you’re not a fan of winking.
I believe Twitter is trying to steal my soul.
I believe in an afterlife- I have to.
I believe that deep down most people are good – except those profiled on my favorite crime documentaries. And people who don’t comment.
I believe Ariel is the coolest princess.
I believe consistency is the spice of life.
I believe you’re never too old to have a BFF.
I believe in the healing power of love.
I also believe in the healing power of Xanax. And Pinot Grigio.
I believe it’s important to own a great hat.
I believe in a sixth sense (I also loved that movie).
I believe airlines should go back to offering peanuts. Peanuts are delicious. Pretzels, not so much.
I believe if you buy a cup of coffee for $1.99 and you hand the cashier two bucks, life is too short to wait for your penny in change.
I believe you should stop getting birthday presents once you’re an adult. Especially from your friends.
I believe talking on your cell phone while working out on the Precor machine right next to me should be considered a war crime.
I believe Love Actually is an underrated movie.
I believe John Mayer should have to register himself as a repeat relationship offender.
I believe reading bedtimes stories is an absolute requirement of parenting.
I believe David Letterman has still got it.
I believe in pedicures.
I believe in the Official Scrabble Players’ Dictionary.
I believe Earth Day always seems to come too fast. First it’s Easter and suddenly out of nowhere, it’s Earth Day.
I believe in the check/raise.
I believe the world will never stop missing Maddie Moo.