I recently had to accept the fact that having children has made me lose (at least some of) my edge. Are you still cool or have you gone over to the dark side like me? Take this quick quiz and find out.
Do you carry a diaper bag as a purse even when unaccompanied by anyone in need of a diaper?
When the Fray comes on your car radio do you turn it up?
Do you have a favorite Wiggle?
Is your toilet seat lid childproofed?
Have you used the phrase “I have to go pee pee” while out for martinis?
Do you get a little too intense when discussing the Octo-mom?
Is there a child’s voice giving the outgoing greeting on your voice mail?
Does your idea of a good time include watching a parade?
Do you drive a fucking minivan?
Did you involuntarily flinch when you read the word “fucking” in the above question?
If you answered YES to two or more of these questions…hell…I have no advice. If you answered no to every question, please give ME some advice.