Let’s get this out of the way first – bye Michael Sarver. See you on tour -well I won’t but millions of tweens will. You seem like a decent guy although I have a gut feeling you vote pretty far to the right.
Okay, so I may need a little touch up but the Tox lady says if I wait one more week she can see what’s up and attack anything she missed (which I hope would include the bags under my eyes but that may be permanent – thanks colicky twins!). Listen, trust me when I tell you that my forehead looks great. It’s a little hard to see the dif in these pics but you get the idea. I couldn’t be happier. This shit is like a miracle drug. I can see myself getting addicted. But, then again, I have an addictive personality so that’s not saying a lot.