Voting is SEXY—-
And since I’m known as “Sexxxy” by quite a few of my neighbors and a few choice checkers at Trader Joe’s, I went and cast my vote. I voted for Obama. I know, weird choice for me. Here’s what I’m afraid of: Say the Big Mac wins and then dies and Sarah Palin is Prez, will she make us all wear high heels? Can you make laws like that as President? Because I can’t walk in high heels. And will the new national sport be snowmobiling? And will we legalize meth? And do we really want an Eskimo as first lady? These are just some things to think about today when you go out and cast your ballot.