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Voting Is Sexy

Voting is SEXY—-

And since I’m known as “Sexxxy” by quite a few of my neighbors and a few choice checkers at Trader Joe’s, I went and cast my vote. I voted for Obama. I know, weird choice for me. Here’s what I’m afraid of: Say the Big Mac wins and then dies and Sarah Palin is Prez, will she make us all wear high heels? Can you make laws like that as President? Because I can’t walk in high heels. And will the new national sport be snowmobiling? And will we legalize meth? And do we really want an Eskimo as first lady? These are just some things to think about today when you go out and cast your ballot.

Posted by Stefanie Wilder Taylor on November 4, 2008 6:38 pmUncategorized26 comments  

26 Comments

  1. anita doberman said,

    Hilarious!
    I too have voted for Obama – I am in a conservative part of Florida so I made sure I drove over with the kids and a large sticker on my car – I received lots of supportive comments (you should be ashamed of yourself! Are you exposing your children to that garbage?!, **#^$!) but hopefully our man will win, and than we can all be exposed to some change!

    | November 4, 2008 @ 7:21 pm

  2. Stefanie said,

    Next you’re going to tell me that “chink” isn’t a term of endearment either! Gosh BBD, you sure take the fun out of things.

    | November 4, 2008 @ 8:47 pm

  3. Backpacking Dad said,

    I can’t wear heels either.

    | November 4, 2008 @ 9:11 pm

  4. Mama Bee said,

    Geez, what’s up with all the dirty deletors? Poo on them. Go Obama!

    | November 4, 2008 @ 10:20 pm

  5. Stefanie said,

    I don’t know why he removed it but Backpacking Dad told me that I shouldn’t refer to Palin’s husband as an Eskimo, that the correct term is Inuit and that Eskimo means “one who eats blubber” which I think pretty much describes me after Halloween but anyway…

    | November 4, 2008 @ 10:23 pm

  6. Backpacking Dad said,

    I deleted them shamefacedly because when I re-read them they sounded asshat-ish. They probably weren’t and I’m just overly sensitive today. But I don’t want to be an asshat on anyone’s blog but my own :}

    | November 4, 2008 @ 10:31 pm

  7. Lil Mouse said,

    snicker you’re killing me. keep it up. making the baby blues less blue..

    | November 4, 2008 @ 10:56 pm

  8. Wicked Step Mom said,

    I honestly think that a president should not have a porno made about them. Just saying…

    | November 5, 2008 @ 12:58 am

  9. kmbrknits said,

    So true. However, I object to your denigration of Eskimos. Any ol’ Inuit would be a step up from Palin.

    | November 5, 2008 @ 1:38 am

  10. Immoral Matriarch said,

    I can’t walk in heels either. But have you seen those kick ass Chanel pumps with the guns for heels? ME WANT.

    And as I write this, Obama just won Ohio. We did it!

    | November 5, 2008 @ 2:28 am

  11. Kyddryn said,

    Thank you for voting, for being part of the process rather than sitting on yer duff complaining without actually making an effort to change what you find wrong with our system, our nation, our laws, or to enforce what you feel is right about it all.

    Shade and Sweetwater,
    K (who can’t wear high-heels, it’s against the law of gravity)

    | November 5, 2008 @ 3:36 am

  12. Kate C from Connecticut said,

    Anita — thanks for helping Obama win Florida!! Incredible. Change is upon us and I’m so excited.

    | November 5, 2008 @ 2:22 pm

  13. Cat said,

    Dude, I hate snowmobiles. Disaster averted!

    | November 5, 2008 @ 3:43 pm

  14. Carolyn...Online said,

    The Todd refers to it always as “Snow Machine Racing.”

    Enough said.

    | November 5, 2008 @ 5:14 pm

  15. Rebecca said,

    Voting is sexy. you guys should do it more often!

    our election is this weekend – am hoping for results as good!

    | November 6, 2008 @ 7:49 am

  16. WA said,

    Phew. It’s done. And I’m sooo relieved.
    Especially since it came out yesterday that Palin didn’t know Africa was a continent.
    The country just dodged a big, ol’ hillbilly bullet.

    | November 6, 2008 @ 12:54 pm

  17. katd said,

    HA:) I’m with ya; I just cannot wear heals as a mandate. Just can’t. :)

    | November 6, 2008 @ 7:15 pm

  18. courtney said,

    Heels are totally sexy, but also totally ow! Which is why I admire them and buy them and then never wear them.

    Go Obama!

    | November 6, 2008 @ 8:03 pm

  19. Anonymous said,

    I want to see what this “change” is his talking about. Bunch of lies.

    | November 7, 2008 @ 5:51 am

  20. LiteralDan said,

    I’m tearing up at the bold, patriotic, bravery of Anonymous above. THAT’S what this country was founded on, am I right?

    Anyway, this was a sweet little turning of the tables– nicely done!

    | November 8, 2008 @ 8:52 am

  21. Threeundertwo said,

    I just want a vice President who knows Africa is a continent. And a few other things my 10 year olds know. Puh-leez!

    | November 10, 2008 @ 2:44 am

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