I’ve always wanted to do a Dear Abby type column but more, like, hip and sort of in the real world of problems not like “Dear Abby, my sister-in-law won a scrapbooking contest and I was the one who taught her how to scrapbook in the first place. Do you think she owes me part of her prize (a $50 gift certificate to Michael’s Crafts and a monogramed placemat) or should I be happy that she thanked me?
Give me some real problems. Some embarrassing problems. And I will tell you what I think. Yes, I may be judgemental so why not ask anonymously? Some people may think, hey, it’s easy to sit back and judge other people…well I’m here to tell you, it’s not that it’s easy, I’m just really good at it. I think it’s high time to pat myself on the back for something I do well even if it comes naturally! So throw some situations at me and tomorrow I will answer a couple of good ones. You may also feel free to email them to me directly at email@example.com.
P.S. I like that someone called me Dear Crabby. It’s perfect. So go ahead and spill it. Dear Crabby is here to serve.