Now, most men are not exactly honest when it comes to why they don’t want to sleep with you, date you or live happily ever after with you. Here are some things that may have played a part. Of course, maybe I’m a little paranoid too. Not everyone is as shallow as I am.
1. Cried on a first date. More than once.
2. On a double date I once made out with the “other guy.”
3. Maybe I’m not as good at oral sex as I believe I am? Naaah.
4. Tendency to listen to the same song over and over like a hundred thousand times.
5. Calling a guy once and when he didn’t call back, called three more times just to “check in.”
6. I have bad taste in shoes prefering to wear mostly black and chunky as opposed to a lady like heel.
7. Could I, God forbid, have ever had a bad smell “down there?”
8. Too needy.
9. He might’ve got a good long daylight look at my cellulite.
10. I talk waaay too much.
11. Too many talks about “our relationship” “where it’s going?” “do you see yourself getting married?” “how soon?”
12. Once pronounced the word lapel in a way that made it rhyme with staple.
13. Did I mention the neediness thing? Do you want to talk to me about my neediness? Why not? Do you not care about me? It really seems like maybe you’re not into this!
14. My second toe is much bigger than my big toe.
15. Once a guy I was making out with asked me if penis size was important to me and I laughed. Not the right response seeing as I never saw said penis nor did I ever hear from the guy again.
16. Tried the “Rules.” That shit can backfire.
17. Called a guy a fucking asshole on a second date.
18. Mistook a f**k buddy as a blossoming relationship and insisted he take me out to a movie. Most uncomfortable 2 hours ever.
19. Spent an entire first date talking about the guy that just broke up with me.
20. Got drunk and puked on a guy’s bathmat. But he didn’t break up with me, he married me.
Guys, please chime in on some reasons you’ve broken up with a woman that may have never guessed.