b) A “helpful” announcement for that one friend/coworker/relative who talks incessantly about their[opposite sex] girlfriend or boyfriend, the one that you’re pretty sure is a figment of their imagination.
i think it highly depends on the punctuation at the end.
hey, i’m gay?
hey, i’m gay!
hey, i’m gay.
now you are gonna have ’em talking… “you know that lady that wrote those two books is a *whisper* lesbian. now wonder she didn’t know that naptime wasn’t the new happy hour! i told you those people don’t need children…”