I’m in hell, people. I don’t know if the babies are colicky or what but, damn, they cried for hours and hours last night until I thought I’d have to claw my way out of my brain with a pickax. I don’t know what the problem is but no luck with swings, bouncy seats, car seats on the dryer, baths, liquor (except for me). Someone tell me why I thought having more kids would be a good idea!!! I need something to take my mind off of this like…a LIFE.
I know, I know, this will pass and someday I will laugh about how bad this sucks right now. But today, not laughing.
Somebody just wake me when they’re three.
And please watch this little video my friend and I made starring Miss Chelsea Handler.