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Porn Star or My Little Pony

Still here. That’s a good thing for the babies but a bit boring for me. And really, after all the crying and anxiety, isn’t it all about me and my need to be entertained and distracted? And what about your need as a reader to not be depressed by reading my blog but to feel uplifted and enlightened? To learn a little bit about yourselves. To rectify this, I put my writer skillz to work and made up a fun quiz to see what kind of rude sickos are reading my blog.

Okay Mommas and Papas and street walkers who accidentally clicked on this site because they were tanked on Mad Dog and googled porn stars, are you a good parent or are you a sex addict? Test yourself by seeing whether you can differentiate between famous porn stars or the cherished figurines from the adorable My Little Pony line. Mark ’em down, check below to see if you’re right and then take a shower. You’ll need it when you figure out where you priorities obviously lie. I’m not going to insult you with a scoring system because if I find out you got too many wrong, I don’t want the responsibility of having to turn you and the care of your children and possibly your husband over to Social Services. At this point, take the test at your own risk.

1. Pinky Pie
2. Krystal Steal
3. Sydney Moon
4. Rosey Posey
5. Sweet Berry
6. Sophie Sweet
7. Trinity
8. Minty
9. Ashley Blue
10. Blue Belle
11. Cynara Fox
12. Sunshimmer
13. Kimono
14. Stormy

1. MLP
2. PS
3. PS
4. MLP
5. MLP
6. PS
7. PS
8. MLP
9. PS
10. MLP
11. PS
12. MLP
13. MLP
14. PS

How’d you do? Harder than you thought, huh?
On a serious note: your comments and kindness have blown me away and I’m hanging in here as best I can. I know it will all be okay. With the help of cupcakes and Pinkberry. Sure, it’s made from flavored finely shaved sawdust but it just tastes so dang delicious. And it’s so close to this hospital it’s almost tough NOT to ask people to get their ass over to Bare Naked Yogurt (the Pink Berry ripoff down the street) and grab me a medium with kiwi, strawberry and walnuts (the girls love walnuts). So if you’re reading this and you have a heart go there and get me one STAT. Encino Tarzana Hospital, baby!

Posted by Stefanie Wilder Taylor on November 18, 2007 7:29 amUncategorized15 comments  

15 Comments

  1. MereCat said,

    I got all but the last two right! I’m not sure what that says about me! I’m glad to see that you are treating yourself to some humor as well as some frozen tlc! Keep hanging in there…. You are doing great!

    MereCat

    | November 18, 2007 @ 12:37 pm

  2. Catwoman said,

    This is as disturbing as the many times my local station used to do sex toy or race horse.

    I swear, it’s really hard to tell them apart, it makes you think that people in the horse racing business think of nothing but sex.

    I’m glad you’re hanging in there, although, three days in the hospital when I had my Little Man seemed like forever. Those hospital beds might be the least comfortable thing ever. I had tubes coming out of both arms, so I’m thinking it’s got to be a little like you and your monitor, where you can’t move much.

    Can you be wheeled around? Maybe you could get them to wheel you to the new moms’ public area and you could do reading of your books and make you some mulah, all while being on your left side.

    Or, you could be wheeled to the teenaged section and scare them all into abstinence with horror stories of urine leakage and diaper changing that ends up with poop under your nails.

    Think of all the fun you can have!

    Or, Project Runway’s back on. And Orange County Housewives. Hopefully you get Bravo.

    | November 18, 2007 @ 2:19 pm

  3. sparklykatt said,

    Of course it should be all about you!! Is there someone that needs to be reminded of that? Send them my way and I’ll slap them up a little bit.

    Thanks for visiting my blog! Know I’m thinking about you and check for updates every time i’m on my computer…which is a lot these days of waiting.

    | November 18, 2007 @ 4:50 pm

  4. Laural Dawn said,

    I just caught up on your last few days. I’m sorry you’re having a rough time. Hang in there.
    As for the names, I didn’t read the first part, just say the list and read it thinking that those were your chosen baby names.I was very concerned for your mental state!!!
    Stay strong for those little girls, even if you decide to name them Sunshimmer and Pinky Pie!!!

    | November 18, 2007 @ 6:30 pm

  5. gmcountrymama said,

    I am at work and not really sure why I am able to comment, must be the “filter” is not working.
    And what a list of potential baby names, quite creative.

    | November 19, 2007 @ 12:44 am

  6. Misfit Hausfrau said,

    I have been thinking about you and hope you are not going completely apeshit, which is what I would be. I don’t think I am nearly as strong as you are. Be well.

    | November 19, 2007 @ 1:03 am

  7. momomax said,

    wot?

    I don’t even know what those pink ponies are. Sorry. I didnt’ take the quiz, but am quite impressed by the rack on the chicky poo.

    I’m glad to here that the little ladies are still camping out in utero. I remember the hospital people telling me that every day counts when I was threatening to deliver at 28 weeks.

    Also, I think my son has super powers because of the steroid shots he got when we were going through our preemie scare. awesome headstart that the fda doesn’t sanction but way to go on scoring those shots.

    | November 19, 2007 @ 2:39 am

  8. Susan said,

    My 5 year old helped me figure it out. She rocks when it comes to spotting porn stars. We both wish you well and hope you get plenty of flavored sawdust.

    | November 19, 2007 @ 3:57 am

  9. Cheryl Lage said,

    Hey Stef, you hang in there, Girlie—Sounds like your girls are, too.
    Dang a petite placenta.

    Loved the quiz—I was straight up 100%…having a six-year-old girl in house works wonders (or could it be my familiarity with the other side of the spectrum of offerings? 😉 ). We’ve got My Little Ponies called Triple Treat (aka Menage a Trois) and Cupcake…think they qualify as questionable monikers at best.

    Wish I could be on the opposite coast to bring ye a Pinkberry or its imposter—

    Max the shots and the TV marathons…rooting for you guys…

    | November 19, 2007 @ 8:02 pm

  10. Becky said,

    I got none right. Man, I’m terrible at these things.

    | November 19, 2007 @ 8:25 pm

  11. louj said,

    how original. the brunching shuttlecocks did this already…even with the same title. deciding not to credit your sources? or did you just start using the internets last week?

    | November 19, 2007 @ 9:03 pm

  12. Stefanie said,

    Wow, Louj whoever you are, that was a pretty angry comment. I can assure you that I haven’t heard of the Brunching Shuttlecocks nor do I execute a major Internets search before I blog an idea. I can assure you that anything I write is original to me. Plus, I checked out that link and although it is the same thing, none of the names are the same. And mine is much funnier. So there. But thanks for your valuable input.

    | November 19, 2007 @ 9:17 pm

  13. gmcountrymama said,

    Louj IS really angry! Stef, yours is definately much funnier! And I believe it is Interet not ‘internets’. So, there, Lo-ser-j.

    | November 20, 2007 @ 12:16 am

  14. katie said,

    OK, LouJ was totally a dick but he got you to post, Stef and now I know you’re still OK.

    Am watching Gray’s Anatomy’s first season on NetFlix and more and more bemoaning how the series has jumped the shark. May I say, one more time, forcing the Izzy/George romance doesn’t do anyone any good.

    Hang in there – I read that every day in mommy equals three days in the NICU.

    | November 20, 2007 @ 3:49 am

  15. Anonymous said,

    April 1998, http://brunching.com/archive.1998.html

    | November 20, 2007 @ 11:54 pm

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