TOP 10 ADVANTAGES TO PARIS BEING BACK IN THE BIG HOUSE!
10. More quality time with her favorite person: Paris!
9. Finally able to really sit down and get through that advanced Dr. Seuss novel she’s been trying to read.
8. Lots more time to really perfect her smoking.
7. Learning to make a shiv out of a plastic fork and an old empty bic pen could come in handy during her next altercation with Lindsay Lohan.
6. She’ll actually have something to put on a resume! Prison Inmate!
5. An hour of physical activity a day is more than she’s probably had in years!
4. Providing inspiration for her follow up CD: Dance Party at Club Fed!
3. Gray is the new Black!
2. Just the right amount of time for that pesky yeast infection to actually clear up for good.
1. IT MAKES ME LAUGH!