Before I rant about a few things, I can’t believe how sweet Jenn Satterwhite of Mommy Needs Coffee and her band of mommybloggers are to “showcase” me on their blog today. Go check it out because it’s the first time I’ve ever felt popular!
Is your head spinning a little bit? Wish you were me? Me too. My life isn’t quite that glamorous. Oh, and I really don’t think I made Marsha from Sweatpantsmom whose blog I ADORE, add me to her blogroll. But, then again, my memory isn’t what it used to be. And truth be told, it does sound like something I’d do. I really couldn’t believe the nice things that women I respect had to say about me. I feel lucky to have this medium to express myself and intelligent women to read what I have to say and really “get me!” What a great feeling. If there’s one feeling I crave from men and women alike it’s just being understood.
Enough of that touchy feely bullshit. After last night’s AI, I’m just not in the mood. I have a horrible feeling that Blake will make it into the finale. How many more times can I say it, I don’t get it. The lips thing aside, he has a mediocre voice at best. On the other hand, I can’t see it being down to Chipmunk and the Sparkplug either. Chipmunk has an insanely great voice but her personality is pretty sass-challenged. Jordin is great. In fact, I think she should win and then immediately join the newest upstart group of Up Up With People! Bring your feel good message to the masses and charge them psycho amounts of money to yell “hey everyone SMILE.”
Why do I keep watching? Is it to learn something from Paula’s astute observations? I.E. “What Randy said. He really summed it up.” Or “You looked beautiful tonight” always shocking to see her get out a three syllable word. Good for you Paula.
I should probably marry Simon. Go right back to the abusive relationships of my past where I could comforably feel that I’m not enough and that he and his sarcasm are highly amusing and better than me. Then he can break up with me for a PA who stays til four am to make sure his coffee isn’t cold and when I scream and carry on he can say, “I’m sorry Stefanie, but you’re just too needy and not AI judge girlfriend material.
I will be watching tonight. But with a heavy heart. Wouldn’t it be great if Hugh Laurie sat in one night for Simon. Crossover promotion!
Meanwhile, I think my craziness has a lot to do with this being my third week without my trusty sitter who is on location in Ohio making a low budget movie. This is why it’s not wise to hire an actress when you live in LA. Sure most of them will never make it but you run the risk that your sitter is actually talented. Damn her and her “own life ambitions.” Do you think a dollar more an hour raise will change anything?