I think this would make a good sequel to the Curious George books don’t you guys agree?
CLOSE UP ON AN ANIMATED BOOK COVER WITH A MONKEY IN A PAIR OF LEATHER SHORT SHORTS AND A TIGHT TANK TOP. THE TITLE IS “THE ADVENTURES OF BI-CURIOUS GEORGE”
This is George. He was a good little monkey and always a little curious.
Over all of the actions we hear voice-over narrations.
INT. KITCHEN – DAY
GEORGE and the MAN WITH THE YELLOW HAT, peer into a cupboard.
One day George had a hankering for some bananas. But sadly the cupboard was bare.
So George and the man with the yellow hat headed off to the market.
INT. MARKET – PRODUCE SECTION – DAY
The man with the yellow hat stands next to their shopping cart which is full of bananas.
“I think we have enough bananas, George,” said the man with the yellow hat.
ANGLE ON: George stroking a banana suggestively.
The man with the yellow hat takes the banana away from George and puts it back in with the other bananas.
An extremely handsome gay male couple decked out in leather walks by.
George jumps from his cart into theirs and they keep going.
NARRATOR (V.O.) (CONT’D)
But when the man with the yellow hat turned back, George was no where to be found. “Now where has that monkey gotten off to?” He wondered.
EXT. MARKET PARKING LOT – A LITTLE LATER
The man with the yellow hat runs out of the store just in time to see George zoom off on the back of a CONVERTIBLE RED MAZDA MIATA with the license plate “SHO 2NS.”
The man with the yellow hat called after the naughty monkey but it was too late.
EXT. CITY STREET – EARLY EVENING
The man drives slowly down the street looking from left the right.
The man with the yellow hat set out to find George.
The car passes by an outdoor concert with a huge sign that reads “TONIGHT ONLY: ABBA REUNION”
INT. CONCERT – CONTINUOUS
George sits between the leather clad men, swaying to the beat of “Dancing Queen.”
He searched high…
EXT. CITY STREET – LATER
The man with the yellow hat walks down the street passing a DAY SPA.
INT. SPA – CONTINUOUS
George and the men lay on tables all wearing mud masks with cucumbers over their eyes. A WOMAN waxes huge strips of fur off of George’s chest.
EXT. CITY STREET – A LITTLE LATER
The man peers into a restaurant while behind him a GAY PRIDE PARADE goes by with George waving from atop the biggest float.
But George was no where to be found.
INT. BAR – A FEW MINUTES LATER
The man sits at the bar while a shirtless bartender pours him a drink.
The man with the yellow hat decided to warm up with a hot drink while he figured out where to look next.
ANGLE ON: Behind him, a tipsy George, wearing nothing except butt-less chaps and a nipple piercing dances around.
“The city at night is no place for a little monkey he thought,” George must be so very frightened.
George guzzles SHIRAZ straight from the bottle.
EXT. BAR – LATER
The man with the yellow hat walks down the street away from the bar.
It was getting very late but the man with the yellow hat refused to give up.
ANGLE ON: The bar door. George stumbles out spins around a few times and passes out with X’s over his eyes.
THE NIGHT SKY TURNS TO MORNING.
EXT. CITY STREET – MORNING
The man with the yellow hat, looking extremely haggard, stumbles down the sidewalks where he spots the Red Miata parked in front of a church.
“At last,” the man with the yellow hat thought. George must be in there!
INT CHURCH – MOMENTS LATER
We see the back of a BRIDE AND GROOM facing a PRIEST.
Stop, yelled the man with the yellow hat.
The bride and groom turn around. It’s George and STAR JONES.
He had reached his little friend just in the nick of time.
George, seeing the man with the yellow hat, runs over and jumps into his arms.
EXT. CHURCH – MOMENTS LATER
George and the man with the yellow hat walk with their arms around each other toward the sunrise.
“You must have had quite an adventure you naughty little monkey,” scolded the man with the yellow hat. “Now let’s go home and you can tell me all about it.”
George drops his hand down and rests it on the man with the yellow hat’s ASS. He turns and winks at the camera.