Sooooo, first off, the Today Show will air my interview next Monday the 10th. I don’t know what time because they decide that the night before. But, hey, at least it’s going to be on! YEAH, IT’S ON BITCH! Hey, if you’ve read my book and liked it could you review it on Amazon? I’ll send you a dollar.
On to more important things. My husband bought the kid a toy…hang on…that’s not the exciting part. It’s this purple centipede thingy where all the feet have different letters on them and if you press down they make the sound of the letter. So, if you push different letters in a row, it will make words like d-o-g DOG! YAY. Here’s the thing – my husband and I are like 12 years old so of course, we immediately try to get the toy to say fuck. You can get the f and the u but when you get to the c the toy says “hey, that tickles.” Seriously. I didn’t believe it at first, I thought we just hit a wrong button but, no, this thing censors. You can’t say shit, ass, fuck and a few others but, surprisingly you can say cunt. Which is weird. But funny. To me. And my husband. This is a toy for babies so I don’t see why a baby who can’t even say juice yet would be trying to get the toy to say asshole. Which leaves me to figure the adults are the ones who “aren’t allowed.” I’m going to protest this! Who’s with me?