I used to be night owl. I know that term is cliche but I don’t have a thesaurus on hand people so give me a freakin’ break already. I went to bed at 8 (earliest ever) but now I’m wide awake and can’t think of a good drug combo to go back to sleep.
Tomorrow I am doing a book signing/discussion of Sippy Cups at Border’s Books in Hollywood on Vine at 3. I think, in my heart of hearts I’m worried that no one will show up and it’ll be me alone except for a box of books staring at me sadly from under my autograph table. Okay, time for some Stewart Smally affirmations: I’m good enough, I’m smart enough and doggone it, people like me even if they’re too “busy” to show up and be supportive of me because they have better things to do with their damn more important lives. Assholes.
Wow, it’s amazing how a simple affirmation can make you feel so much better. I guess it pays to do all the spiritual work that I do on a daily basis! Like spending time at Coffee Bean just “being” with the coffee and coissants. Or picking fights with my husband just “because he’s there.” Yeah, it’s kind of a natural gift but if you want some tips please feel free to email me.
I’ll leave you with this. You could spend money on expensive special relaxation candles from Overpriced Pampering Products -nothing under 200 bucks — Or you could go to the 99 cent store and buy a Jesus candle for, you guessed it, 99 cents. Sure they smell a little like canned corn but do you want to be spiritual and centered or bankrupt? It’s up to you.
wish me luck.